EXCUSES
If only I’d been looking when she ran …
If only I’d been with another man . . .
If only I had thought the problem through …
If only I had never married you …
If only circumstances had allowed …
If only I were amply endowed . . .
If only it had been a warmer season …
If only you had had a better reason …
If only you’d remembered what I’d said …
If only there were nothing more to dread …
If only what she said were always clear …
If only all this junk would disappear …
If only I could be appreciative . . .
Then I might settle down and truly live.
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