PRAIRIE HOME

                    The Prairie Home Companion Saturdays
                     On National Public Radio, presents
                     A feast of entertainment that always
                     Carries your imagination hence—
                     Where woes are gone and skits and songs divert
                     You from dismay, warming your heart and soul,
                     Putting your fantasy on high alert,
                     Restoring your fragmented mind to whole.
                     The mastermind accomplishing this cure,
                     One Gary Keillor, now called Garrison,
                     Without whose personality the show’s allure
                     Would disappear, lacking his sense of fun,
                          Should be commended by our government
                          For all the suffering his shows prevent.

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