POOP

     If you’ve got dogs, you’ve also got dog poop
     And can’t be too fastidious to scoop
     It up, at best when hard, but even loose,
     The dainty dollop kind, or one a moose
     Might drop, and then an old hard one you find
     From someone else’s dog, not ’cause you’re kind,
     But to make up for one of yours you’ve missed
     And stay off of your neighborhood shit list.

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