The Prairie Home Companion Saturdays
On National Public Radio, presents
A feast of entertainment that always
Carries your imagination hence—
Where woes are gone and skits and songs divert
You from dismay, warming your heart and soul,
Putting your fantasy on high alert,
Restoring your fragmented mind to whole.
The mastermind accomplishing this cure,
One Gary Keillor, now called Garrison,
Without whose personality the show’s allure
Would disappear, lacking his sense of fun,
Should be commended by our government
For all the suffering his shows prevent.