The Great God Google, to whom I daily pray
To be informed of anything I wish,
Though he may often lead my mind astray
Is never niggardly or standoffish.
Profusely he lays out the whole shebang—
Expanding knowledge leading everywhere
From Abyssinian slums to Zulu slang,
Yet be advised to exercise great care.
“Proceed with caution” should flash on the screen
When entering this perilous domain,
For sites may range from useless to obscene,
And there’s no one to whom you can complain.
And yet I shall remain ambivalent
If this Great God is hell or heaven sent.