GOOGLE

   The Great God Google, to whom I daily pray
   To be informed of anything I wish,
   Though he may often lead my mind astray
   Is never niggardly or standoffish.

   Profusely he lays out the whole shebang—
   Expanding knowledge leading everywhere
   From Abyssinian slums to Zulu slang,
   Yet be advised to exercise great care.

   “Proceed with caution” should flash on the screen
   When entering this perilous domain,
   For sites may range from useless to obscene,
   And there’s no one to whom you can complain.

        And yet I shall remain ambivalent
        If this Great God is hell or heaven sent.

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