If you’ve got dogs, you’ve also got dog poop
And can’t be too fastidious to scoop
It up, at best when hard, but even loose,
The dainty dollop kind, or one a moose
Might drop, and then an old hard one you find
From someone else’s dog, not ’cause you’re kind,
But to make up for one of yours you’ve missed
And stay off of your neighborhood shit list.