So many words there are that never blay
Because in ancient times the ruling Squay,
Who arrogated all the power to blee
The common tongue eradicated squie.
And ever since, the only ones who dwigh
Live far from cities and must speak in swy
Lest anybody of a mind to dreau
Denounce their practice and demand they swough.
Yet even now, despite the threat of dweau,
Such vacant words persist: long may they vough!